Cohen Tries to Take Down the Real Bullet Proof Don

What says, “Take me seriously” more than taking pictures with Tom Arnold.

Michael Cohen (aka the worst fixer in history) did his absolute best to rat on his former employer and current President Donald Trump. From what I saw, no new information was presented, and people still don’t really care. Yes, rich old public figures pay off their hookers. The old Jerry Springer method of paying with a check was just another drop in the bucket of the absurdity of our political debacle.

In his defense, Cohen provided legitimate evidence of things we already know, and no one really seems to care about. Yes, Donald worked with the Russians through a better fixer: Paul Manafort. Yes, he hacked the election by hiring Cambridge Analytics and buying data from Cheryl Sandburg at Facebook (see Beelzebub). Yes, dirty old men use hookers and viagra. And no punishment will be given to trump, and the real gangsters like Manafort and Roger Stone will be pardoned for keeping their mouths shut.

And when we get a crook like Bill Clinton back in there that did very similar things, the real powers that be will again keep us divided as a country, preventing us from uniting and dismantling the real power brokers tat implement this system. The names and faces change, and values switch between parties. Ken Starr becomes Robert Mueller. The racist Dixiecrats become Republicans. The left now has become the enemies of free speech. So, in reality, the only thing that happened in this testimonial drama was that news corporations increased their stock value, enabling them to sell ads for more money, and while we debate and argue, they laugh that laugh that only a real fixer can produce.

And now let us talk about Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving. This story was one of the first political satires, and I am talking about the actual story that they don’t teach in elementary school. Rip goes to the woods and passes out while America is under British rule. 17 years later when he awakens, America has gained its independence. So, he goes back to town, and back to the bar, and absolutely nothing has changed in his world. The point being, none of this matters for common people. The new boss is the same as the old boss. Bill Clinton stuck a cigar in a young lady’s vagina. Trump had sex with a porn star. Is there a difference, or is the choice of political rule a facade that enables Wall Street to con us forever. I would love to hear your thoughts on this matter. Please feel free to comment or email us at lineup@newspapercup.com